This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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