Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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