Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize