no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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