And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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