we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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