That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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