Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
third nipple confirmed
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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