I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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