you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Randomize
