I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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