You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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