I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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