Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
where am i from again
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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