now i know why i became what i already was.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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