you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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