Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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