The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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