Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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