I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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