Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
