I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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