Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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