We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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