just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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