Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize
