i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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