I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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