There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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