She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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