I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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