i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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