you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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