I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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