My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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