Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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