Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
