You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
