Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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