This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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