real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
