yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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