Dual....:-)
More tranny stories later!
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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