First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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