Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
All the doctor said was why
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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