What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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