i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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