what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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