We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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