I bet he comes in French.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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