ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
