im about as happy as oj after his trial
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I need moral support for this bender
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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