the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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