Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Dignity is for republicans.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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