he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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