Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
